Take 1 shot when you hear the following:
“Can’t eat the horns”
“Thought he was bigger”
“Ground shrinkage is a bitch”
Finish your beer if you hear:
“I wanted to be done so I could watch the Husker game”
“It’s so cold I shot the first buck I saw”
Chug a whole bottle of everclear if you hear:
“Well I hit him in the ass because I bumped the mirror control while I was trying to get a good rest on it”
“He’s big for a forky”
“He’s got a big body”
“I just don’t know why we don’t have big bucks anymore” (while standing over a 3 1/2 yo they just shot.
I’ll have alcohol poisoning by 10am.
“Can’t eat the horns”
“Thought he was bigger”
“Ground shrinkage is a bitch”
Finish your beer if you hear:
“I wanted to be done so I could watch the Husker game”
“It’s so cold I shot the first buck I saw”
Chug a whole bottle of everclear if you hear:
“Well I hit him in the ass because I bumped the mirror control while I was trying to get a good rest on it”
“He’s big for a forky”
“He’s got a big body”
“I just don’t know why we don’t have big bucks anymore” (while standing over a 3 1/2 yo they just shot.
I’ll have alcohol poisoning by 10am.
oh how the mighty have fallen
were trying fight there way into the college football upper echelon. I really thought Scott Frost was gonna to a better job when he left Oregon’s staff to take the Head coaching job there , That’s the one thing about new coaches it takes a couple years before you really see what they can do with a couple recruiting classes and by the time you figure it out if they’re not good you fall and even farther behind in recruiting and everything else
