Bad part is it costs $2 to play.And you didn't. I bet if you spend a dollar on lotto tickets and I don't, I win. mtmuley
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Bad part is it costs $2 to play.And you didn't. I bet if you spend a dollar on lotto tickets and I don't, I win. mtmuley
I would need to drive 70 mile round trip for a dollar ticket. The odds of even making enough to cover diesel aren't that great. I win more by not playing than you win by not playingAnd you didn't. I bet if you spend a dollar on lotto tickets and I don't, I win. mtmuley
Don't be such a kill joyBad part is it costs $2 to play.
I grew up as the son of a dairy farmer. My dad always liked these two jokes. I suppose dairy could be swapped for cattle in this instance.If I won I’d probably spend most of it on rifles, tags, and cattle. The rest id just piss away.
I grew up as the son of a dairy farmer. My dad always liked these two jokes. I suppose dairy could be swapped for cattle in this instance.
An old dairy farmer won the lottery, over a million dollars, when asked by the local newspaper what he was planning to do with the money he shrugged his shoulders, “Probably keep farming until it’s gone”
What’s the best way to be a millionaire dairy farmer?
-Start with a billion.
I usually don't play unless the jackpot is over $350million. Can't be bothered with winning less than that.
I only ever buy 1 ticket for each draw. They say that the odds are 1 in a billion, but the way I look at it, the ticket will win or not win, so it is 50/50.
If I win, I'll quit my job, buy some cameras and become a YouTube hunter.
That's the way I'd handle it if I won....congratulations.I want to publicly and officially let it be known that I did not win the billion dollar lottery .
I see what you did there.I bet
If you want to look at the bright side of that, probably 1k of it went to your states wildlife fund
Yes, the lottery sales are used for that but the taxes you pay on your winnings are not the lottery sales.100% of proceeds go to wildlife and recreation in colorado
"At its core, the Colorado Lottery is a conservation organization. In fact, it’s the only Lottery in the country dedicated to funding the great outdoors. Since 1985, the Colorado Lottery has given more than $3.7 billion back to parks, trails, open spaces and recreation projects across the state. Profits from the sale of Lottery games in the state are distributed to voter-selected beneficiaries who use those funds to preserve and protect Colorado. These beneficiaries and the profits they receive are:
- Great Outdoors Colorado (GOCO) – 50%
- Conservation Trust Fund (CTF) – 40%
- Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) – 10%
- Profits that exceed the annual cap go to the Colorado Department of Education, Public School Captial Construction Assistance Fund – Building Excellent Schools Today (BEST)"
Funding the Fun
The Colorado Lottery has given $3.7 Billion back to fund the fun across Colorado. What projects did they fund in your neighborhood?www.coloradolottery.com
"The Lottery also supports The Conservation Trust Fund (CTF), which received 40% of proceeds or about $72.1 million in 2022. Colorado Parks and Wildlife receives 10%, totaling $16.6 million, with additional funding for its Parks/Outdoors Recreation and Wildlife Cash Funds, for a total of 24.3 million."
there are some badass, very big, primo habitat state wildlife properties, managed primarily for habitat and hunting, with great hunting on them the acquisitions of which were made possible by the lottery in colorado.
Yes, the lottery sales are used for that but the taxes you pay on your winnings are not the lottery sales.