My Favorite Animal

[DRAFTSTUD]

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried

chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone

else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and

honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what

happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and

beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what

happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next

day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told

her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She

sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to

do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my

teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...

 

[Bowhuntrben]

hahaha...love it

 

[Moosie]

OK..... That was fuuuuuuuny !!

 

[Big luke1981]

lol....Thats a good one..

 

[grizzly5028]

lol you always got some good ones

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

Some peoples kids now-a-days.... just don't know the difference between chit & chopped liver...

Good one Dstud

 

[trevore]

Reminds me of all those little johnny jokes.

 

[huntRme]

Reminds me of all those little johnny jokes.

Is that Johnny with the last name we can't say here?

Reminds me of my son. He'd come home from school and say "Hey Dad, I heard a new one today." Well, the new ones always turned out to be the same new ones we heard when we were his age. I guess jokes don't get old, they just sit there and wait for the next bunch of young 'uns who haven't heard them yet.