movie quote game

[MinnesotaHunter]

Tropic Thunder

"This is a newspaper right? Its 90% bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it because it entertains me. YOU won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story right now, go..."

Training Day.


Why can't we pick our own colors?

 

[justdada]

reservoir dogs.

Obviously, you're not a golfer..

 

[Ben Lamb]

Obviously, you're not a golfer..

Big Lebowski


"The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pick up trucks!"

 

[Letthemgrow]

Big Lebowski


"The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pick up trucks!"

Rancho Deluxe

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

 

[noharleyyet]

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail."

Big Trouble in Little China

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.”

 

[justdada]

Dumb and dumber.

Did you see the size of that chicken?!

 

[Ben Lamb]

Did you see the size of that chicken?!

Young Guns

I died young, of lung cancer.

 

[Letthemgrow]

Casablanca

“Bunch of slack-jawed f**gots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”

 

[yellowdog]

Casablanca

“Bunch of slack-jawed f**gots around here. This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!”

Predator

"You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup"

 

[Letthemgrow]

Predator

"You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup"

Caddyshack

I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

 

[utahminer]

Caddyshack

I don't know if you've been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

Aliens


"My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet."

 

[Mountainguide]

Austin powers

Whew that was close, we almost just lost a 400 dollar hand cart

 

[JohnCushman]

Blazing Saddles

"Blame Canada!!"

 

[MinnesotaHunter]

South Park

"They do seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick's not so dumb."

"It got me through high school."

 

[MThuntr]

South Park

"They do seem to be headed in that general direction. Maybe your dick's not so dumb."

"It got me through high school."

Spies Like Us...haven't seen that one it quite some time.

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"

 

[noharleyyet]

Spies Like Us

“What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis,”

 

[noharleyyet]

Spies Like Us...haven't seen that one it quite some time.

"This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays"

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[Big Slick]

The Depated

It's not a purse. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!

 

[Brian in Montana]

"Ever fired two guns whilst flying through the air?"
"No"
"Ever fired one gun whilst flying through the air?"

 

[Southern Elk]

The Depated

It's not a purse. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one!

Hangover.

"Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying."