Moose in Montana

[JLS]

Ha! I meet six if the listed criteria. mtmuley

The seventh is what really separates the wheat from the chaff.

 

[timmy]

Lost as to how anyone could spend ten years on this site and then declare that they haven't learned much about hunting. Or why they would declare it for that matter

Rogerthat could probably teach you a thing or two, but I doubt he will.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

Having personally met a number of Hunter Talkers, commonalities are as follows:

Excessive consumption of alcohol
Exceedingly poor marksmanship
Poor taste in beer
Worse taste in company
Prone to picking poor tent sites
Commonly drive imports, or worse yet, Fords
Tend to be loud and obnoxious

Great advice truly! I have a voice that projects, but still tend to not be the loudest in the room. Maybe guilty of 1&3…. I like Pabst. Lots of Pabst. Don’t drink the hard stuff…

 

[mtmuley]

The seventh is what really separates the wheat from the chaff.

I can't hang with you guys. Unless I get a ride I guess. mtmuley

 

[JLS]

I can't hang with you guys. Unless I get a ride I guess. mtmuley

Lighten up, I thought we were talking about picking tent sites?

 

[Walkalot]

Idk kinda comes with the territory hunting in general. How many friends or people ask u every yr about units or special tags. I hope the op shoots a good one and shares his story.

 

[The Hedgehog]

Having personally met a number of Hunter Talkers, commonalities are as follows:

Excessive consumption of alcohol
Exceedingly poor marksmanship
Poor taste in beer
Worse taste in company
Prone to picking poor tent sites
Commonly drive imports, or worse yet, Fords
Tend to be loud and obnoxious

With exception to your 1st point I’m none of those. I can fling arrows after 6 excellent beers better than anybody on planet earth.

 

[Flatbrimmer]

With exception to your 1st point I’m none of those. I can fling arrows after 6 excellent beers better than anybody on planet earth.

I’ll take that wager

 

[NoKidsAfter40]

This thread...... LMFAO. I can't even fathom how badass it would be too have a governors tag in my pocket, with endless opportunities.

Only the bull knows where the bull lives.....

Your job is to crack that code. Don't be like Jimmy John.

If I turn one up I'll let you know in my travels. I only want the tenderloins and backstraps for reimbursement.

The TL's and BS's are yours my brother.

 

[geetar]

Willing to share any honey holes?

Better yet willing to sell coordinates to honey holes?

 

[EYJONAS!]

With exception to your 1st point I’m none of those. I can fling arrows after 6 excellent beers better than anybody on planet earth.

I couldn't even think to get my bow out after drinking 6 cans of Tiger Piss or aka Hop Zone.