AZHUNTERR
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. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
6. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't
know son, I'm still paying for it.
9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution
for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOR listens.
5. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
6. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
7. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
8. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't
know son, I'm still paying for it.
9. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That's true everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
10. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm
