lost i.d
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AZHUNTERR
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> A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he
> lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
> attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Custom Agent at
> theborder.
> "May I see you identification, please?" asks the agent.
> "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
> "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
> says the agent.
> "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture
> of Ronald Regan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush
> on the other."
> "This I gotta see," replied the agent.
> With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
> "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
> "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
> The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the
> middle.
>
> lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he
> attempts to make his way home but is stopped by the Custom Agent at
> theborder.
> "May I see you identification, please?" asks the agent.
> "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
> "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border,"
> says the agent.
> "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture
> of Ronald Regan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush
> on the other."
> "This I gotta see," replied the agent.
> With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
> "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
> "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"
> The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of John Kerry in the
> middle.
>
Elkhunter
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LMAO. That is funny. 
old-boss-hen
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... LMAO
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LIL Outdoorschick
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HA HA HA HA good one
good one 
