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> A little boy comes down to breakfast.
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> Since they live on a farm, his mother
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> asks if he had done his chores.
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> "Not yet," said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until
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> he does his chores. Well, he's a little
>
> ticked off, so he goes to feed the
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> chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks
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> a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he
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> kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
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> and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> "How come I don't get any eggs and
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> bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
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> my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother
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> says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you
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> don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
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> kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
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> for a week either. I saw you kick the cow,
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> so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
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> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast
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> and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.
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> The little boy looks up at his mother with a
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> smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him,
>
> or should I?"
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>
> Since they live on a farm, his mother
>
> asks if he had done his chores.
>
> "Not yet," said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until
>
> he does his chores. Well, he's a little
>
> ticked off, so he goes to feed the
>
> chickens, and he kicks a chicken.
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks
>
> a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he
>
> kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast
>
> and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
> "How come I don't get any eggs and
>
> bacon? Why don't I have any milk in
>
> my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother
>
> says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you
>
> don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you
>
> kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon
>
> for a week either. I saw you kick the cow,
>
> so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
>
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast
>
> and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.
>
> The little boy looks up at his mother with a
>
> smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him,
>
> or should I?"
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