Life's advice and phrases....

tradewind----I have heard "all hat and no cattle" a few times

guys dont anyone get upset as there are tons of girl jokes men tell, My granddaughter was all upset about a prom date that went south a few years back and I told her

"you have to kiss a few frogs before finding your prince"----- and for the record, this works both ways "not all slippers fit -your- Cinderella"
 
"If you can smoke a Winston, you can batter an onion ring."

"Its a dangerous thing to assume the person you're talking to isn't going to be important in your life."
 
“Absolute perfection is minimally acceptable.” An old supervisor of mine.

“Not all who wander are lost” A bumper sticker on my moms car.
 
If you can't get younger, you have to get tougher.

Me, after thinking about how my old man climbed elk mountains in his 60s.
 
A couple favorites from my grandmother...

“Wish in one hand and s**t in the other, see which one fills up first“

“If you’re looking for sympathy, it’s between s**t and syphilis in the dictionary.”

And one from my father-in-law right before I wed his daughter - “make sure that’s a hill you’re willing to die on before you pick a fight with her.”
 
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