Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France

[Moosie]

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his 6th Tour de France
title.

In a random check for banned substances, 3 were found in Armstrong's hotel room.

The 3 substances banned by the French, that were found in his hotel room were as
follows:

(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before including a testicle and a backbone...

...

 

[snake river rufus]

You know that when U.S. troops landed in north africa in 1942 it was the Go%#&*%ed french that shelled us? Fugg the frogs!

 

[Mojave]

The French officials also found several other items which they had never seen
before including a testicle and a backbone...

When it comes to Lance, that testicle comment takes on a whole new meaning. Didn't he recover from testicular cancer just a few years back?

 

[Oak]

Uh, yeah. That's why they only found one.

Oak

 

[chas031]

All that and a side order of Sheryl Crowe!! It's good to be Lance!!

Chas

 

[powderburn]

Do you know why we have French-men in Canada and you have illegals in the US? Because you got first pick!!

 

[Delw]

OAK

ROTFLMAO


Delw

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL Moosie

 

[schmalts]

Lance had a nut removed, and he had a tumor in a lung and brain. I dont know if they did surgery of just radiated those. He was pretty messed up with stage 4 cancer, but he is a fighter.