Kerry Resume for President

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JOHN FORBES KERRY, "MAN OF THE PEOPLE"

CAREER OBJECTIVE
President of the United States, Renter of the Lincoln bedroom, Intern Supervisor, Commander and Chief and Defender of the Working Man, I mean Person

EDUCATION
Educated at Swiss Boarding Schools -- because my parents did not like me that much

Attended elite private schools like Fessenden School in West Newton, Massachusetts and St. Paul's in New Hampshire -- just like your kids

Graduated Yale University, 1966 (I am much smarter than that Bush guy -- oh, wait, he also went to Yale.)

Graduated Boston College Law School in 1976 (I am much smarter than that Bush guy -- oh, wait, he got an MBA from Harvard.)

Full Resume Here

This is gonna be a down and dirty few months. I think after the conventions we will see some really wild stuff. Who needs Mike Tyson, we have Bush and Kerry

 

[Hangar18]

John Kerry's resume for firearms safety. Where's that trigger finger supposed to be again??

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHA!!!!!! LMAO!!!! He's holding that thing like it's a banjo......
Dueling banjo's come to mind as I see this....