GunNut76
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Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas
Fight crime, buy a gun !
There are two types of pedestrians..the quick and the dead
Lead me not into temptation..I can find the way myself
I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like bananas
Fight crime, buy a gun !
There are two types of pedestrians..the quick and the dead
Lead me not into temptation..I can find the way myself
I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
My buddy got busted for counterfeiting. He was making pennies.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
