KimLeeJung
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Title says it all. I will start:
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
Jokes about Big Stick
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the nikster
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Big stick is made of pine, that's soft wood.
Given the fine prose in which he instructs his subjects, this Shakespeare quote seems appropriate.
William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
Moosie
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Big Stick and his buddy walk into a bar where B.S. picks up a barfly. They take her to a local motel; Big Stick goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the Friend on the outside hears strange noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!"
In the morning, the friend askes B.S., "How did it go?" B.S. answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The friend shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No........ I couldnt get on the bed!"
In the morning, the friend askes B.S., "How did it go?" B.S. answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it."
The friend shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?"
"No........ I couldnt get on the bed!"
Moosie
Grand poopa
Can anyone on this board tell when Big Stick is Full of Crap ?
Answer : Everytime he types something.
Answer : Everytime he types something.
Most men don't plan on being gay. But, they hang out with some gay friends, and after a while, they just get sucked into it.
KimLeeJung
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Big Stick is so short, his hair smells like feet...
KimLeeJung
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Actually, you farted and I said "Man that smells like Painless...", and then you burped and I said "Man, sure smells like penis around here..."
noharleyyet
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No kidding
Asperger syndrome (pronounced 'æs pa gay, also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is one of several autism spectrum disorders (ASD) characterized by difficulties in social interaction and by restricted, stereotyped interests and activities. AS is distinguished from the other ASDs in having no general delay in language or cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, motor clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.
...no charge Goober, get some help.
Asperger syndrome (pronounced 'æs pa gay, also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is one of several autism spectrum disorders (ASD) characterized by difficulties in social interaction and by restricted, stereotyped interests and activities. AS is distinguished from the other ASDs in having no general delay in language or cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, motor clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.
...no charge Goober, get some help.
KimLeeJung
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Sorry, it was dark and you were wearing a dress...
BigHornRam
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Big Stink and KimLeeDung were hunting one day when they came across a hibernating grizzly boar. Big Stink exclaims, 'I never had my way with a hibernating grizzly boar before, Dung. Mind if I take advantage of this opportunity?' 'Go for it', replies Kim Dung. After a couple minutes of Big Stink is having his way with the bear, Kim Bung asks, 'hey Stink, mind if I get in on the action?' 'Not at all' grunts Stink.
So Kim rolls the hibernating grizzly boar out of the den, and climbs in..........
So Kim rolls the hibernating grizzly boar out of the den, and climbs in..........
KimLeeJung
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and asks Stick, "If BigHornRam is through licking you like a lollipop, its time to go bear hunting..."
Thanks for the help BigHornRam... now be quiet and let the adults talk.
Moosie
Grand poopa
BONUS: Trick Question...
If you measure Big Twig from finger tip to finger tip, head to toe, and around his belly, which distance is the greatest ?!?!?!??
If you measure Big Twig from finger tip to finger tip, head to toe, and around his belly, which distance is the greatest ?!?!?!??
KimLeeJung
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Well, at logging camp, Larry slept on top of a pillow, inside a pillow case...
Moosie
Grand poopa
my guess is he fell off the stool by the computer and is trying to get back up to it....
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