I'm out of Here in the next 24hours...

[Ovis]

Stardate log...leaving behind your laptop charger and forgetting your ATM card in the machine prior to leaving the country is a bad thing. Guten Tag, from Germany. Despite me leaving my ATM card in the states, I had enough jingle in the pockets to purchase a Paulaner, which I am sipping right now. 6 more hours to the worlds largest sandbox. Thanks for all the support guys...

 

[elk_hunter]

Damn; sorry to hear that, Ovis. Anything we can do to help you out? Thanks again for serving.

 

[Big Stick]

WTF,did Wacker suck his way to Ronald's employee of the month club,via most bitching hairnet and most makeup requisite,prior to donning a hairnet?!!?

Kudos on the Happy Meal trail,I look forward to my SuperSized meals...............

 

[guppie9]

Hey Big Stick:

 

[Big Stick]

Gup'

Haven't had a lapdog snip my heel in days...thanks for being THAT bitch!...........

 

[MarvB]

Good luck with the eye in the sky Jim, catch us up on your return.

 

[guppie9]

Gup'

Haven't had a lapdog snip my heel in days...thanks for being THAT bitch!...........

Your welcome. Nothing brightens my day more than helping out the mentally challenged.

 

[Big Stick]

One couldn't begin to fathom the relative brightness of your average day...as you stroll past mirrors..........................

 

[Ovis]

Larry, guess what I did today. Nevermind, you need not bother, just realize it took more brain bytes than you twisting a wrench on the slope.

 

[guppie9]

One couldn't begin to fathom the relative brightness of your average day...as you stroll past mirrors..........................

Its true...I do light up the room.

 

[Big Stick]

Wacker,

I imagine it started like most,in that you burned a compact full of makeup,filling pockmarked crevices...to no avail.

Then you scoured the 'net for a vicarious fix,as per usual..................

 

[Big Stick]

guppie,

You've a point,in that retards do have an unmistakable glow about their countenance.

Rock on,in your full illumination...................

 

[guppie9]

I'll tell ya Big Stick,

I would rather be a retard than the kind of ashhole who would compare deploying to the middle east to flipping burgers at McDonalds. But you just go ahead and rock on with your big, bad, self, Mr. Tough Guy.

 

[KimLeeJung]

The Middle East to Big Stick is Vancouver...

 

[KimLeeJung]

Wacker,

I imagine it started like most,in that you burned a compact full of makeup,filling pockmarked crevices...to no avail.

Then you scoured the 'net for a vicarious fix,as per usual..................

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

 

[noharleyyet]

Pseudo savant geekspeak laced with pidgin idioms. When not habituating bridge dens, easily tracked to chatroom corners holding a wet paintbrush shouting indistinguishable boasts.

 

[Ovis]

Larry, I flew 13 more combat hours today. How many lug nuts did you strip today?

 

[schmalts]

stay safe, give em hell

 

[lilbiggun]

Jim, stay safe and if you need anything, just post it here.

 

[KimLeeJung]

Ovis,

You forget that Larry devotes much of his time to protecting our country. He is the Special Forces of Gnomeland Security.