I wanna see a picture of HER!

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Paws...if she had a wiggle like that she'd be worth the bid...then resell the land and make my money back! ;)
 
In truth, it is sad that the lady got dumped that way and is facing foreclosure...and with other problems as well. But you really have to admire her spunk and the fact that she maintains her sense of humor. Sometimes that is the best way to deal with situations. I know I nearly beat myself to death over a situation a few years ago, but after i got my thinking changed around a bit, I learned to survive and now nothing much bothers me.

I was tempted to write her and let her know how much I admire her courage and ability to make humor out of a bad situation. ;)
 
If you all really really are in the market I have two ex-wives for sale. Nothing down; just take over the payments! :eek:
 
No, no, no, my wise worded friend...I'm not looking to get roped, thrown, and branded...again. But I still enjoy window shopping even if I don't have money in my pocket. :D And I did say window shopping...not "widow shopping." Unless you happen to know a wealthy widow who is filthy rich and has three minor disabilities. Here's the criteria:

1. She has to be blind...so she can't see me.

2. She has to be deaf...so she can't hear the voice of better judgment telling her "No!"

3. She has to be mute...so she can't tell the world what stinker I can be when I get in one of my moods.

Seems like there was another criteria, but I can't think of it at the moment. :D
 
Hmmmm....maybe. But I was thinking it has something to do with Elkhunter's latest post to the joke section! :D ROTFLMBO :D When I say twins, I don't mean V-twin.
 
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