I wanna see a picture of HER!

[RogueWarrior1957]

Before I place a bid, I want to see what she looks like! Check this out Abandoned Wife and 18 Acres For Sale

 

[pawclaws]

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Paws...if she had a wiggle like that she'd be worth the bid...then resell the land and make my money back!

 

[yoteler]

Ooowwwhhh I know her

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

LMFAO Can't you just Decline the wife if she is to ugly or gross!!!

 

[Elkhunter]

That is hilarious.

 

[ELKCHSR]

It's an invalid item now...

 

[Elkhunter]

What?? She is an invalid?

 

[ELKCHSR]

I just don't know...

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

In truth, it is sad that the lady got dumped that way and is facing foreclosure...and with other problems as well. But you really have to admire her spunk and the fact that she maintains her sense of humor. Sometimes that is the best way to deal with situations. I know I nearly beat myself to death over a situation a few years ago, but after i got my thinking changed around a bit, I learned to survive and now nothing much bothers me.

I was tempted to write her and let her know how much I admire her courage and ability to make humor out of a bad situation.

 

[ELKCHSR]

You should!

Some thing may blossom!!

 

[pawclaws]

If you all really really are in the market I have two ex-wives for sale. Nothing down; just take over the payments!

 

[ELKCHSR]

Some things I would bet, just arn't much of a deal...

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

No, no, no, my wise worded friend...I'm not looking to get roped, thrown, and branded...again. But I still enjoy window shopping even if I don't have money in my pocket. And I did say window shopping...not "widow shopping." Unless you happen to know a wealthy widow who is filthy rich and has three minor disabilities. Here's the criteria:

1. She has to be blind...so she can't see me.

2. She has to be deaf...so she can't hear the voice of better judgment telling her "No!"

3. She has to be mute...so she can't tell the world what stinker I can be when I get in one of my moods.

Seems like there was another criteria, but I can't think of it at the moment.

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

See what I mean?

 

[ELKCHSR]

Don't cut yourself so short...
There is some one out there for everyone...

 

[2fastnaz]

Rouge the 4th criteria is she should own a liquor store

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

Hmmmm....maybe. But I was thinking it has something to do with Elkhunter's latest post to the joke section! ROTFLMBO When I say twins, I don't mean V-twin.

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL Love those twins do you?

 

[ELKCHSR]

I will have to take a run down there tonight and see what is going on...