I just ate some mixed nuts and had a beer

[Elkhunter]

Ask me anything

 

[Tom]

Did you eat the cashews and almonds and leave the peanuts?

 

[Elkhunter]

No Iate all three of them. All at one time.

 

[ELKCHSR]

OK!!!
If I dig a hole in Hallowed ground, and have a pic of me checking the sex of elk....
Would that make the trees stop growing, "Hunting cease to exist as we know it", the salmon stop running and the world to stop turning on it's axis so that Global warming would intensify on one side of the planet and Global cooling to end all life on the other side of the planet and Earth as we know it to cease to exist???
Honest questions oh wise sage...

 

[Elkhunter]

Yes to all!

 

[ELKCHSR]

I have noticed that a bunch of turkeys, and bears have already been taken since these dasterdly deads have been perpetrated on man kind. I suppose only time will tell, that is when hunting season starts for deer and elk...That will be the telling if what I did will have been the end of mankind as we know it...

 

[Elkhunter]

It will all start with the deer and elk falling into underground holes and breaking their legs.

 

[ELKCHSR]

Then the bears and cats following the carnage trying to get at the trapped food sources, then it will be the biologists trying to figure out what happened, then it will be the news media and then it will be every one stampeding up to see the site, then it will be looking in the massive pit wondering why every one is there for a visit....

 

[Elkhunter]

And to think it all could be behind a high fence on a game farm and my fat ass could fall in one of them on my ATV and then it will all be the fault of the Blue Ribbin group and President Bush.

 

[ELKCHSR]

You forgot to add Rush in their...LMAO!!!! One man, one talk show on AM radio of all places, out of all the medias of the country, and the Liberals are just fuming and stuttering over it...HAHAHAHA!!!!