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I hope the cake didn't get ruined.... And wash that car

Throwing a cat is like eating razor blades. I had a house cat curled up on the hood of my car and I grabbed it to throw it in the yard and before I could even let go of it, I had been clawed and bitten from my hand to my armpit. It was winter and even though I had a winter coat on, I felt I had just rassled a chain saw.

I don’t know how that guy grabbed or threw that Bobcat, but he would have been better off, shooting the cat while it was still on his wife...
It’s like trying to rub a cats belly. It’s a game of Russian roulette. My daughters 2 cats are sisters but polar opposites. One loves her belly rubbed and the other will shred your arm. I hate cats!!
 
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