I don't think he was very bright

[Elkhunter]

His wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics absolutely
guaranteed to make her looks years longer.
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours applying the
"miracle" products. Finally, when she was done, she turned to her
husband and said, "Honey, honestly now, what age would you say I am?"
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, "Well, judging
from your skin, twenty. Your hair, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five."
"Oh, you're so sweet!"
"Well, hang on, I'm not done adding it up yet."

 

[Quick Draw]

I htink he should have kept his mouth shut and he would have gotten alittle somehting something

Quick Draw

 

[The Viperess]

yep open mouth put foot in. here nut would look like this

and he would not get any of this

for a loong long time.