home alone

[noharleyyet]

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of Jack Daniels in the other and a Hustler magazine tucked under his arm .

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your Mom or Dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f*%k do you think?"

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

A Wichita Falls, TX salesman goes up to a house in 1961 and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old Blonde Haired boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of Jack Daniels in the other and a Hustler magazine tucked under his arm .

Salesman: "Hello Kenny. Is your Mom or Dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f*%k do you think?"

There I fixed it for ya! LOL John

 

[jabber]

Version 2 is believable

 

[Sytes]

Haha! I know a ten year old who wouldn't give thought to a door knock... UNLESS it was his... call girl...errr, babysitter.