Just a funny but I seems so near reality!
Did you hear about the guy from Tennessee who passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's
14?
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools!
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call
the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk
replies, "Go ahead."
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the hole trailer park. The library was a total loss,
too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets divorced,
they're STILL COUSINS.
Did you hear about the guy from Tennessee who passed away and left his
entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's
14?
How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is married? There is dried
tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
schools!
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee? Documentaries.
A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the
driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
How do you know when you're staying in a Tennessee hotel? When you call
the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the front desk
replies, "Go ahead."
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Tennessee burned down? Yep.
Pert' near took out the hole trailer park. The library was a total loss,
too. Both books -- poof! -- up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
A new law recently passed in Tennessee: When a couple gets divorced,
they're STILL COUSINS.
