yoteler
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>> Words Women Use
>>
>> FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when
>> they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use
>> fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to
>> have one of those arguments.
>>
>> FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to
>> the five minutes that your football game is going to last
>> before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
>>
>> NOTHING This means something, and you should be on
>> your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling
a
>> woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down,
>> and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an argument that
>> will last Five Minutes and end with the word Fine .
>>
>> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare.
>> One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing,
>> and will end with the word Fine .
>>
>> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means, I give up! or
>> do what you want because I don't care. You will get a
Raised
>> Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing
>> and Fine, and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes
when she
>> cools off.
>>
>> LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal
>> statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means
>> she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why
she
>> is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
Nothing .
>>
>> SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement.
>> Soft Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
not
>> move or breathe, and she will stay content.
>>
>> THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements
>> that a woman can make to a man. That's Okay means that she
wants
>> to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever
it is that
>> you have done. That's Okay is often used with the word Fine
and in
>> conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead . At some point
in
>> the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
>>
>> PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is
>> giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you
>> have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have
a fair
>> chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
a
>> That's Okay.
>>
>> THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
>> you're welcome.
>>
>> THANKS A LOT This is much different from Thanks . A
>> woman will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off
at
>> you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
callous way,
>> and will be followed by the Loud Sigh . Be careful not to
ask
>> what is wrong after the Loud Sigh , as she will only tell
you Nothing .
>>
>> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
arguments
>> they can avoid if they remember the terminology
>> Words Women Use
>>
>> FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when
>> they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use
>> fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to
>> have one of those arguments.
>>
>> FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to
>> the five minutes that your football game is going to last
>> before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
>>
>> NOTHING This means something, and you should be on
>> your toes. Nothing is usually used to describe the feeling
a
>> woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down,
>> and backwards. Nothing usually signifies an argument that
>> will last Five Minutes and end with the word Fine .
>>
>> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare.
>> One that will result in a woman getting upset over Nothing,
>> and will end with the word Fine .
>>
>> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means, I give up! or
>> do what you want because I don't care. You will get a
Raised
>> Eyebrow Go Ahead in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing
>> and Fine, and she will talk to you in about Five Minutes
when she
>> cools off.
>>
>> LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal
>> statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means
>> she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why
she
>> is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
Nothing .
>>
>> SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement.
>> Soft Sighs mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
not
>> move or breathe, and she will stay content.
>>
>> THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements
>> that a woman can make to a man. That's Okay means that she
wants
>> to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever
it is that
>> you have done. That's Okay is often used with the word Fine
and in
>> conjunction with a Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead . At some point
in
>> the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
trouble.
>>
>> PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman
is
>> giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or
reason you
>> have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have
a fair
>> chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get
a
>> That's Okay.
>>
>> THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
>> you're welcome.
>>
>> THANKS A LOT This is much different from Thanks . A
>> woman will say, Thanks A Lot when she is really ticked off
at
>> you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
callous way,
>> and will be followed by the Loud Sigh . Be careful not to
ask
>> what is wrong after the Loud Sigh , as she will only tell
you Nothing .
>>
>> Send this to the men you know to warn them about future
arguments
>> they can avoid if they remember the terminology
