Tradewind
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Was transacting some business today w/ 2 old ladies (65 -70). One of the transactions got held up due
to a late season cow hunt in Jan. After we concluded the business today one of the ladies asked me if I hunted in bear country.
Me: "why yes, of course"
She wanted to know if I carried Hair spray.
Me: "Well, only if it's windy. So everything stays in place."
I thought for a second, then said "I think you mean bear spray."
Her: "Oh, yes. that makes much more sense. Does it work?
Me: "About as well as hair spray."
to a late season cow hunt in Jan. After we concluded the business today one of the ladies asked me if I hunted in bear country.
Me: "why yes, of course"
She wanted to know if I carried Hair spray.
Me: "Well, only if it's windy. So everything stays in place."
I thought for a second, then said "I think you mean bear spray."
Her: "Oh, yes. that makes much more sense. Does it work?
Me: "About as well as hair spray."
