Haha! Blond Joke - Pretty darn good!

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A blond was speeding down the road when she was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond. The policewoman asked to see the blond's drivers license. She dug thru her purse, getting agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's rectangular and has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a rectangular mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is!"

The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "I didn't realize you were a cop."

 

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The next day, the same blond got pulled over going 88 mph in a 35

Blond Cop came up to the window and said " What the hell do you think you were doing"?

Blond said "trying to go back in time".

Blond Cop said "I think you have to be in reverse for that"

 

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heh, I'll have to pass that one on. When I told the original one to fellow a co-worker, he told me this one:

Blind man in a bar felt the presence of others and spoke out saying, Anyone hear the one about the "blond sitting in a bar" joke?
One blond woman sitting next to him replied, "you know mr. you have a lot of nerve tellin blond jokes in a bar full of blonds! I carry a gun, other over there has a pool stick she might just crack over your head, the one on the other side of you is drinkin a bottle of beer she might just break and stick you with...

Blind man responds, "Ya, I hate having to tell the joke over and over again. Thanks for the tip."