AZHUNTERR
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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof so he looks in the
> yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers".
> He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
> minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a
> ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
> there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat."
> "When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
> and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in
> the cage in the back of the van."
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> homeowner.
> "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
>
> yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla Removers".
> He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over in 30
> minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a
> ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
> "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
> "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up
> there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat."
> "When the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles
> and not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in
> the cage in the back of the van."
> He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shotgun for?" asks the
> homeowner.
> "If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"
>
