SJ
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A Lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home,
She attempted to change radio stations and saw there appeared to be only one station..She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer...
Once at the dealer, She found Her salesman and began to excitedly explain that Her radio wasn't working, and they must replace it since She had only one station...The salesman calmed Her down and told Her the car radio was voice-activated, and She needed to state aloud the type of music She wanted and the radio would find it...She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word, "Country" and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home...After awhile She decided to try out the radio again, and said "rock and roll;"
the station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers...Quite pleased the woman kept driving... A few blocks from Her house, another driver ran a red light causing Her to slam on the brakes to avoid a collision...The woman angrily exclaimed, "A$$hole!" and the radio switched
to the John Kerry press conference.....
She attempted to change radio stations and saw there appeared to be only one station..She immediately turned around and headed back to the dealer...
Once at the dealer, She found Her salesman and began to excitedly explain that Her radio wasn't working, and they must replace it since She had only one station...The salesman calmed Her down and told Her the car radio was voice-activated, and She needed to state aloud the type of music She wanted and the radio would find it...She got into the car and started the engine and then said the word, "Country" and the radio changed to a station playing a George Strait song. She was satisfied and started home...After awhile She decided to try out the radio again, and said "rock and roll;"
the station changed and a song by the Rolling Stones came from the speakers...Quite pleased the woman kept driving... A few blocks from Her house, another driver ran a red light causing Her to slam on the brakes to avoid a collision...The woman angrily exclaimed, "A$$hole!" and the radio switched
to the John Kerry press conference.....