GIFT WRAPPING ......... by a man (part 2)

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Never, ever buy a 5 horsepower leaf blower. Most women cannot take all day carrying a blower that big, so they have to take more breaks. This in turn impacts dinner time,excessive noise during football games, and complaints of lower back pain from the spouse.
As for wrapping gifts, most high end jewelery stores wrap for you. So does Victorias Secret. Or take everything to your daughter in law...she is a woman and will delight in wrapping your gifts.

 

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That's good, my dad just gies my sisters and I the money to buy my mom gifts, then we show him what he baught and he says good...wrap them for me.
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GIFT-WRAPPING TIPS FOR MEN:

* Whenever possible, buy gifts that are already wrapped. If, when

the recipient opens the gift, neither one of you recognizes it, you

can claim that it's myrrh.



* The editors of Woman's Day magazine recently ran an item on how to

make your own wrapping paper by printing a design on it with an

apple sliced in half horizontally and dipped in a mixture of food

coloring and liquid starch. They must be smoking crack.



* If you're giving a hard-to-wrap gift, skip the wrapping paper!

Just put it inside a bag and stick one of those little adhesive bows

on it. This creates a festive visual effect that is sure to delight

the lucky recipient on Christmas morning:



YOUR WIFE: Why is there a Hefty trash bag under the tree?

YOU: It's a gift! See? It has a bow!

YOUR WIFE (peering into the trash bag): It's a leaf blower.

YOU: Gas-powered! Five horsepower!

YOUR WIFE: I want a divorce.

YOU: I also got you some myrrh.



In conclusion, remember that the important thing is not what you

give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very

special time of year, is that you save the receipt
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