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MY HUSBAND IS 80 YEARS OLD AND LOVES TO FISH. HE WAS SITTING IN HIS
>>BOAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."
>>
>>HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS
>>DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP."
>>
>>HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG. MY
>>HUSBAND SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"? THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M
>>TALKING TO YOU.
>>
>>PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
>>YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUL SEXUAL
>>PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."
>>
>>MY HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN REACHED
>>OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST
>>POCKET.
>>
>>THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU NUTS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I
>>SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU
>>HAVE NEVER HAD."
>>
>>HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D
>>RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG."
>>BOAT THE OTHER DAY WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE SAY, "PICK ME UP."
>>
>>HE LOOKED AROUND AND COULD NOT SEE ANY ONE. HE THOUGHT HE WAS
>>DREAMING WHEN HE HEARD THE VOICE AGAIN, "PICK ME UP."
>>
>>HE LOOKED IN THE WATER AND THERE FLOATING ON THE TOP WAS A FROG. MY
>>HUSBAND SAID, "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME"? THE FROG SAID, "YES, I'M
>>TALKING TO YOU.
>>
>>PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I'll TURN INTO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
>>YOU HAVE EVER SEEN AND WILL GIVE YOU THE MOST WONDERFUL SEXUAL
>>PLEASURES THAT YOU HAVE EVER DREAMED OF."
>>
>>MY HUSBAND LOOKED AT THE FROG FOR A SHORT TIME AND THEN REACHED
>>OVER AND PICKED IT UP CAREFULLY, PLACING IT IN HIS FRONT BREAST
>>POCKET.
>>
>>THEN THE FROG SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU NUTS, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I
>>SAID? I SAID KISS ME AND I WILL GIVE YOU SEXUAL PLEASURES LIKE YOU
>>HAVE NEVER HAD."
>>
>>HE OPENED HIS POCKET, LOOKED AT THE FROG AND SAID, "AT MY AGE I'D
>>RATHER HAVE A TALKING FROG."