Friday joke

[pointingdogsrule]

This was sent to me and I just laughed. Posted the joke on Facebook and an old girlfriend replied: "Buckethead"

> Letter to a men's helpline ...
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hi Bob,
>>>> I really need your advice on a serious problem:
>>>> I have suspected for some time now, that my wife has been cheating on me.
>>>> The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot.
>>>> I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
>>>> Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
>>>> When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
>>>> It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
>>>> Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

good luck to all
the dog

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Elkmagnet]

It's obviously a subject nobody should be joking about. I just don't know what I would do if my outboard came off the boat at high speed.

 

[huntRme]

Several years ago, on the N. Fk. Lewis River in Washington I saw a guy pull the starter rope on his motor and the whole motor came off the transom and fell in the river. You really need to look into this problem before you get stuck out on the water with your wife.

 

[cowboy]

I just wouldn't feel comfortable trusting the situation for the long term - I'd buy a new mounting bracket.

 

[recon6036]

That's good!

 

[Big Slick]

 

[genesis273]

I'm celebrating my 25th anniversary this Tuesday, and things like this is my worst fear! When you loose trust, you loose everything. Just knowing in the back of your mind that you could loose your motor at any moment takes all of the enjoyment of being on the lake. He definitely needs to have that repaired so he can regain that trust and not worry about the boat and stay focused on the fishing.

 

[pabearhunter]

That's a good one.

 

[Outdoor Junkie]

Great joke!