WH's OutdoorsChick
New member
thought of you when I saw this
TRY THIS
Interesting thought from a Southern Californian.
Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability
insurance.....
and have an accident....
Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international
law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior
with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do
likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck!
Because it will never happen.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world...
except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!
go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq
TRY THIS
Interesting thought from a Southern Californian.
Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability
insurance.....
and have an accident....
Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international
law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive
behavior
with, "It is a cultural United States thing. You would not understand,
pal."
Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do
likewise.
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights
and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence in
Mexico.
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.
Good luck!
Because it will never happen.
It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world...
except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!
go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq
i couldn`t help but laugh all of the way thru it... 
