First Post First Special Tag - Please Help

[MTLabrador]

Make sure you use the Hoochie Mama cow call every couple minutes. It deters the bears and calls in rams.

He needs one of these too.

 

[LopeHunter]

Rifles are no good for bears, you need a .454 Casull minimum.

I am designing a new camo suit called Bearly There with a marketing tagline of "Ignore the bears and just hunt." I have a prototype where have carefully woven electric fence wire into a mesh camo that you then wear when in bear country. The 12 pound battery pack fits in a small backpack to make this easy peezy. I include an umbrella at no extra cost since, you know, need to keep dry. I plan to test this as soon as the snow melts off some well-known grizzly habitat neighboring Yellowstone and post video. My ex-wife wholeheartedly agrees this is a heckuva idea and has volunteered to film me testing this winner winner chicken dinner invention. I will be the first to admit there have been some rough patches in the decades since we divorced but she is my biggest supporter and this really feels good to be acting like adults again.

 

[LopeHunter]

I am designing a new camo suit called Bearly There with a marketing tagline of "Ignore the bears and just hunt." I have a prototype where have carefully woven electric fence wire into a mesh camo that you then wear when in bear country. The 12 pound battery pack fits in a small backpack to make this easy peezy. I include an umbrella at no extra cost since, you know, need to keep dry. I plan to test this as soon as the snow melts off some well-known grizzly habitat neighboring Yellowstone and post video. My ex-wife wholeheartedly agrees this is a heckuva idea and has volunteered to film me testing this winner winner chicken dinner invention. I will be the first to admit there have been some rough patches in the decades since we divorced but she is my biggest supporter and this really feels good to be acting like adults again.

You can stop with all the PMs. Why can't you be supportive like Trixie? Attaching picture of the first prototype before added camo. Am not going to be fooled into your attempts at corporate espionage to steal my current version. Haters gonna hate. Or, as Trixie used to say when we were married, "No need for them to wad up $1s to throw at me when is still my first song of the shift." Don't even ask to be on Bearly There Pro Team and get comped gear. I know what I've got.

 

[winmag]

He needs one of these too.

Hahaha. Extra credit for it looking like its almost exactly a 3/4 curl 4.5 year old. You'd be shot 50+ times before sunrise on the opener.

 

[slatebuilder]

For elk think fall turkey tactics, scatter and recall

 

[winmag]

Do you think I should hire an outfitter? I don’t think I need one, but I feel so bad for those guys since HB637 only gives them unlimited deer and elk hunters for their failing business model. As a staunch supporter of socialism, I wish the government would have given them more of a subsidy.

 

[Paullowe66]

Will a Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan be enough bear protection? Hunting OTC elk in Colorado. Thnx.

Protection from what?

 

[Cheesehead]

Protection from what?

Well, coyotes just to start with...

 

[Paullowe66]

Well, coyotes just to start with...

Yotes will not bother you but fun to shoot

 

[winmag]

CO draw week is here

 

[Wallydeuce]

Jesus

 

[Buffs35]

Jesus

 

[RaiderRich]

Funny thread, but in all seriousness if you head to 37°14'17.9"N 115°48'03.8"W, with a good rifle, there will be shooting. Just blow through any gates you find, it is public funded property after all.

 

[YoungGun]

Moose in Montana

This OP has been edited as I led with my chin asking for help without a proper introduction and back drop. I am adding a bit more color about me and my journey as to help folks understand that I’m not some weekend warrior with a checkbook and a trophy room. As one wise member told me-...

www.hunttalk.com

This one.

 

[Hem]

I think this thread is getting the point across...so far.
Still anticipating a run August/September/October.

 

[winmag]

I found my favorite thus far. New Member posts asking for spots in CO 62 for deer in 2017. Draws it again this year and revives his old thread to see if any suckers will offer up their honey hole. He's now up to 10 messages total in 4 years, most of them bumping his own thread. I did give him a spot though

CO Unit 62

Hey guys, i drew a 3rd season unit 62 Colorado deer tag. anyone have any good information?

www.hunttalk.com

 

[rwc101]

If this was one of you guys trolling... well done.

 

[Cheesehead]

I found my favorite thus far. New Member posts asking for spots in CO 62 for deer in 2017. Draws it again this year and revives his old thread to see if any suckers will offer up their honey hole. He's now up to 10 messages total in 4 years, most of them bumping his own thread. I did give him a spot though

CO Unit 62

Hey guys, i drew a 3rd season unit 62 Colorado deer tag. anyone have any good information?

www.hunttalk.com

 

[winmag]

This one.

Ahh yes. “Blessed” by an auction tag that he was the highest bidder for, but can’t scout for. He should just go ahead and “bless” himself by hiring a high profile outfitter who will put 10 guides on it all summer then stick him in front of it on the opener.

 

[Carl 9.3x62]

Best spot I know to shoot a booner lope.

41.35050413952443, -105.56417670974142

Fact.