> A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he
> notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little
> ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the
> middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon
> tied to a dog and a cat.
> The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a
> nice fire truck," the fire fighter says, with admiration.
> "Thanks," the little girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer
> and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the
> cat's testicles.
> "Little partner" the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to
> run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
> collar, I think you could go faster."
> The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a
> siren."