FARTS !

[RogueWarrior1957]

Ya know ya "got game" when you do an SBD and the dog starts scratching on the back door. Then when you go to the door to let her out, she trys to coax YOU out to the yard! ROTFLMBO! Sable (the dog) has very expressive hazel eyes, and it looks like she's trying to say, "Get your butt out here, Fatboy! You darn sure bounce my arse out here when I stink things up!"

-RW-

 

[Whiskers]

A couple of years ago, after a week at deer camp, eating venison chili, venison stew, bacon, eggs, and consuming gallons of beer. My wife and I went to the grocery store. She walked away, and I left a SBD. A man and wife walked up about the same time as I let it go, she slapped him on the head called him a HOG, and walked away. I had to leave to keep from falling down.

 

[ELKCHSR]

The only real bad thing about some farts is when they leak down your leg and you have no way to clean up the mess for hours..
The dog, when I am cleaning game and giving him his fill is really rich to be around. One would think the bugger crapped in the floor vent with the heater running....

 

[scottymack]

My Lab has good taste, I fart he comes and smells it and wants to play, my wife chases him out of the room. With Walmart You leave a SBD then make a big loop and blame another Customer (Works well in the kids dept)

 

[Heavy Chevy]

I dont think you guyss parents gave you enough oxegen when you were little.