Moosie
Grand poopa
Usually I'm not mushy, But since my wife is watching me like a eagle lately.. Here is something sappy
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me (quite a bit actually), and that
was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart; but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too,
and it made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check out the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that I was soon to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So
she said, I'll go to the bedroom; and if you are up to it, just come and get
me.
I watched as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and stepped out of the
house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes hugged me
and said that they were both very happy and pleased that I passed their
little test. They could not have asked for a better man for their daughter.
They welcomed me into the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me (quite a bit actually), and that
was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart; but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too,
and it made me feel uncomfortable.
One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check out the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she
whispered to me, that I was soon to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So
she said, I'll go to the bedroom; and if you are up to it, just come and get
me.
I watched as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment,
turned around and went to the front door. I opened it and stepped out of the
house.
Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes hugged me
and said that they were both very happy and pleased that I passed their
little test. They could not have asked for a better man for their daughter.
They welcomed me into the family.
Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.
