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[Nick87]

I use to have a pet one wife made me get rid of it

Your wife seems like a decent human being.

 

[cgasner1]

Your wife seems like a decent human being.

She is a saint

 

[Gellar]

I use to have a pet one wife made me get rid of it

I have a pet timber rattlesnake now. I will get another when/if it warms up.

 

[cgasner1]

I have a pet timber rattlesnake now. I will get another when/if it warms up.

Mine was around 4’ was cool I fed it a rat about once a week.

 

[Gellar]

Mine was around 4’ was cool I fed it a rat about once a week.

Mines a male, about 36”. Which is a good size timber for here. I just got it started eating frozen/thawed mice. For some reason I can’t find a picture of it right now.

 

[Nick87]

You boys ain't right....

 

[Gellar]

 

[Nick87]

 

[JDH]

https://www.facebook.com/share/1GPeXZ8ndw/

 

[Dave N]

 

[JDH]

 

[Redmt]

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I would send them to my ex-son-in-law with instructions on how to use them.

 

[Gellar]

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I saw that post last night. I was curious what they meant by ….or other creepy things you may try.

 

[Redmt]

I saw that post last night. I was curious what they meant by ….or other creepy things you may try.

Think necrophilia

 

[Gellar]

Think necrophilia

I wasnt thinking necrophilia but I was thinking people’s odd sexual fantasies, so yea, necrophilia.

 

[Dave N]

 

[Gellar]

 

[cgasner1]

I wasnt thinking necrophilia but I was thinking people’s odd sexual fantasies, so yea, necrophilia.

Sad fact most morticians are female. For the reason your thinking

 

[Gellar]

Sad fact most morticians are female. For the reason your thinking

I unsuccessfully tried using google to fact check this. Now I’m probably on some watch list somewhere.

 

[cgasner1]

I unsuccessfully tried using google to fact check this. Now I’m probably on some watch list somewhere.

“Now” nice try