whitedeer
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also like any good bartender --engage in appropriate conversation.
ElmerGomer enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" EG replies, "150."
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.
Now Gomer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" EG responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.
Really impressed, Gomer leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" EG replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you going to vote for Kerry? "
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A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also like any good bartender --engage in appropriate conversation.
ElmerGomer enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, "What's your IQ?" EG replies, "150."
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.
Now Gomer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" EG responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.
Really impressed, Gomer leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" EG replies, "50." And the robot says, "So, you going to vote for Kerry? "
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