Elk Story

[kwyeewyk]

It was horrible, got up to bat and I didn't even swing once and still got walked so I had to waddle my way down to first base.

Well, at least you weren't wrestling! Nice bull.

 

[Irrelevant]

yeah man, thats a sweet bull in what appears to be a good landscape. 10/10

As an ambASSador to A.S.S. I hope you at least flipped a rock.

 

[Walkathon]

Great story and a great bull! It's scary when you think you're going to shat yourself. Glad you made it out of the tent

 

[CForest]

It was probably the new mexican green chile salsa on the omelette that got ya! (speaking from experience)

 

[RookieSeason]

So you went to a different state, killed an awesome bull, then pooped all over the landscape and left? Well played.

 

[Frequently Banned Troll]

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

 

[Schaaf]

So you went to a different state, killed an awesome bull, then pooped all over the landscape and left? Well played.

I assumed this was standard practice when traveling in the Spanish Territories?

 

[Schaaf]

I assumed this was standard practice when traveling in the Spanish Territories?

Post Louisiana purchase and pre Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo obviously.

 

[El Jason]

Haven’t pooped my pants since I was on deck in the bottom of the 7th at the 13 year old all star tournament. 20 year streak that I am very proud of.

You have me beat then. A norovirus during allergy season humbled me.

 

[GHOXP]

Great bull! Congratulations!

 

[Potsie]

You have me beat then. A norovirus during allergy season humbled me.

Notice, he conveniently left out the number of "well that's gonna itch when it dries" type farts out.

 

[Schaaf]

Notice, he conveniently left out the number of "well that's gonna itch when it dries" type farts out.

That’s cause I’m built different sphincter locked up tight like Fort Knox. Rest of you guys walk around pinching farts off that sound like a warm breeze.

 

[Deez Nutz]

Great bull, love new mexico.