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Deer farts

Are deer farts real?

  • No, my flatulence does not smell like the animal I just gutted.

    Votes: 12 28.6%
  • Yes, after I gut an animal my flatulence smells like guts.

    Votes: 25 59.5%
  • It’s not me, but we have a guy in camp…

    Votes: 5 11.9%

  • Total voters
    42
On the serious side .
It took me a couple years to get rid of death farts. The stench of death. Not just critters.

I'm peaches and cream these days.
 
The worst farts I’ve had in years was this winter when my 5 year old wanted me to keep the coyote that had an 8” exit wound through its guts from my 7mm. He wanted the hide. So i skinned it gagging the whole time. I was so disgusted by the odor coming out of me the next 2 days. 🤢
 
This depends if I've had a big plate of Goose pepper steak from the crock pot and then some for lunch the next day. Look out I will knock a fly off dead deer carcass
 
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