Dear Abby, a good laugh

[Michaelr]

Dear Abby,
>
>I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed
>as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my
>sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite.
>
>My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
>marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who
>are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently
>serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a
>teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting
>charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
>
>I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in
>Longview, She is a part time "working girl" All things considered, my
>problem is this. I love my fiance'and look forward to bringing her into
>the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
>Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
>
>
>Signed,
>Worried About My Reputation

 

[ELKCHSR]

All of the first part of this is fine, it is the "modern" way a lot of Americans think....
That last one, I would keep in the closet as it is not some thing one would want to openly admit...
Abby...

 

[FAIRCHASEBEN]

That letter is funnier than all the films by Michael-Kerry-Elkgunner-Moore combined .

 

[Ten Bears]

LMAO

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHA!!! That was good....