The Viperess
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back & inform the other of the "after life" since the woman's biggest fear was that their was no heaven.
Many years later, the husband was first to go and true to his word he made contact.
"MARY....MARY!!!!"
"Is that you FRED?"
"Yes I have come back like we agreed...."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast....I have sex. I bathe in the sun then I have sex twice. I have lunch then I have sex pretty much all afternoon....then supper then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again!"
"Oh FRED... You surely must be in heaven!"
"HELL NO ... I'M A RABBIT IN KANSAS!"
Many years later, the husband was first to go and true to his word he made contact.
"MARY....MARY!!!!"
"Is that you FRED?"
"Yes I have come back like we agreed...."
"What is it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast....I have sex. I bathe in the sun then I have sex twice. I have lunch then I have sex pretty much all afternoon....then supper then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again!"
"Oh FRED... You surely must be in heaven!"
"HELL NO ... I'M A RABBIT IN KANSAS!"
