Crossing a Elephant with a Rino

[Roughwater]

What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rino?

Elephino!

 

[BAKPAKR]

That really needs to be in the bad dad joke thread.

 

[antelopedundee]

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hooker?

A 2 ton whore who does it for peanuts and never forgets you.

 

[Arcola]

What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a Rino?

Elephino!

My younger brother's third grade class would round out their day with a few jokes told by students. Apparently he told this one half a dozen times before we both had a real stern taking to. Still an ongoing joke between us 30 years later.

 

[grizzly_]

I assume everybody knows the legend of the Fugarwe Tribe. It's right up there with elephino

 

[Roughwater]

My younger brother's third grade class would round out their day with a few jokes told by students. Apparently he told this one half a dozen times before we both had a real stern taking to. Still an ongoing joke between us 30 years later.

Interesting. LOL

My grandaughter told me that joke a couple years ago. It was new to me when she did but like a lot of things us Older folks are the last to find out.

I told it too a apparently religious gentleman a couple years ago and he seemed to take offense to it. All he heard was a word that sounded like hell I guess. But that word is in the bible is it not?