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Cold Water

2fastnaz

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The Shores of Tonto Creek
How well does cold water clean?

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded,
rural
area of the state he lived in. After spending the night, his
grandfather
prepared breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He noticed a
film
like substance on his plate and he questioned, Grandfather, .....are
these
plates clean?
His grandfather replied....those plates are as clean as cold water
can
get them, so go on and finish your meal.

Later on that after noon, while eating the hamburgers his
grandfather
made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his plate,
and
a
substance that looked like dried egg yokes....so he asked again..
Grandfather, are you sure these plates are clean?
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather says......I
told
you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them, now
don't
ask me about it anymore!
Still later on that afternoon, he decided to get dinner in a nearby
town.
As he was leaving, his Grandfather's dog started to growl and would
not
let
him pass .... Grandfather, your dog won't let me out.
Without diverting his attention from the baseball game his
Grandfather
was watching, he shouted........ COLDWATER, GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THE
WAY
 
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