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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
> > A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
> > aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
> > help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
> > for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
> > minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
> > ball of string on the counter.
> > She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
> > for your wife?
> > He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I asked my wife to
> > go to the store to get
> > me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
> > some rolling
> > papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have
> > to roll my own, so does she.
"Does this post look any better since I changed my monitor?
> > A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
> > aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can
> > help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
> > for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
> > minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
> > ball of string on the counter.
> > She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
> > for your wife?
> > He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I asked my wife to
> > go to the store to get
> > me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and
> > some rolling
> > papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have
> > to roll my own, so does she.
"Does this post look any better since I changed my monitor?
