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Four guys are walking down a street in Milwaukee. Then they turn
a corner and see a sign that says "Hunters Bar " ..." ALL DRINKS 10
CENTS !". They look at each other, then go in.
The bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on
in and let me pour one for you, what'll it be,
Gentlemen?" There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all ask
for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis -- and says,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please." They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
saying, "That's 40 more cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their
curiosity is more than they can stand. They've each had two martinis and
so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the
bartender "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a
dime apiece?"
"Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and
decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor,
beer, all the same."
"Wow. That's quite a story" says one of the men. The four of them sipped
at their martinis and couldn't help but notice another guy at the
end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of him, and hadn't
ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the man at the end of the bar without a drink and
asks the bartender, "What's with him?" The bartender says, "Thats
Moosie from HUNTTALK, he's waiting for happy hour."
a corner and see a sign that says "Hunters Bar " ..." ALL DRINKS 10
CENTS !". They look at each other, then go in.
The bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on
in and let me pour one for you, what'll it be,
Gentlemen?" There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all ask
for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis -- and says,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please." They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again
saying, "That's 40 more cents, please." They pay the 40 cents, but their
curiosity is more than they can stand. They've each had two martinis and
so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer and asks the
bartender "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a
dime apiece?"
"Here's my story. I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn, and I always
wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the lottery for $25 million and
decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor,
beer, all the same."
"Wow. That's quite a story" says one of the men. The four of them sipped
at their martinis and couldn't help but notice another guy at the
end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of him, and hadn't
ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man gestures at the man at the end of the bar without a drink and
asks the bartender, "What's with him?" The bartender says, "Thats
Moosie from HUNTTALK, he's waiting for happy hour."
