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Catchphrases

Savage acess and drop down on him in a hole and dig out a slob donkey, dish him a dirt nap with a sick shot bro. Smoke him, 6 miles deep. Drop in on a toad, lip bawl him in. Let the carbon fly, top pin his ass. “Run” some ultra light micro gizmo to shed some oz. “Rip” or “shred” or “burn” something. Quick rip, ripped in on the dirt bike, “shredder of a hike”, “burned some trail”. Deadfall for dayzzz!!!
 
I think the word penetration is under used in the elk woods! Maybe: "big penetrator"
"Maximum penetration" "penetrate or die" "stocker penetrates another animal"(can never go wrong refering to yourself in 3rd person)
Just think if you shot him twice you double pentrated him...endless possiblity
 
Ok, so with enough sweat equity, I can let the carbon fly to penetrate a slammer bull. Only if I’ve been hammering hard enough to drop into a gnarly canyon, chasing a toad, trying to penetrate it as well.

Basically I’m packing in deep to hammer and penetrate. Not sure if I’m going elk hunting or trying out for a new porno flick.


“stocker goes deep to penetrate gnarly toad slammers”




I think I’m in the wrong business. 🤣
 
Burned some glass
Lobbed a few rounds
Slipped an arrow
Zinged him dad
Grabbed some vert
Descend upon him
Brown gold
Found the gold zone
Packed some bone
not the biggest
not the warrior i hoped for
he's not the king
Let's go F@!k up that bull
Shed some heat
Dump some heat
Hit em w/Sub MOA shot
Snuck into 1000 and setup
Born and Raised
Live to hunt, hunt to live
Slipped in the back door
Troll bull
Troll buck
Troll doe
If it hops it drops
Flies it dies
I am a meateater.....
Bruh
Waxed him
Laced him
Dumped em
Spanked em
scratched em
Turn em up
Turn em out
Grind em out
Dig em up
Range em and eliminate em
Smoked em
Burned a couple ridges
Burned the tops
Burned the hill
Burned the trail
got burned
Where's my mtn ops
Core
COREAF



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Ok, so with enough sweat equity, I can let the carbon fly to penetrate a slammer bull. Only if I’ve been hammering hard enough to drop into a gnarly canyon, chasing a toad, trying to penetrate it as well.

Basically I’m packing in deep to hammer and penetrate. Not sure if I’m going elk hunting or trying out for a new porno flick.


“stocker goes deep to penetrate gnarly toad slammers”




I think I’m in the wrong business. 🤣
But you may have to Siwash if it gets dark.
 
For sure he needs to know that you don't use, shoot, carry, pack or whatever the correct verb may be......... You "run" it or you're "runnin" it.
beat me to it. Solid.

“I’m running entemann’s glazed for breakfast”

“@DouglasR runs Kirklands bacon and Triptych beer for brekkie and I’m here for all that sh*t”

etc

“stocker goes deep to penetrate gnarly toad slammers”
If this is a thread title I think that’s an automatic entry to the ’23 Talkies awards. That’s like 10K views no matter the content.
 
Burned some glass
Lobbed a few rounds
Slipped an arrow
Zinged him dad
Grabbed some vert
Descend upon him
Brown gold
Found the gold zone
Packed some bone
not the biggest
not the warrior i hoped for
he's not the king
Let's go F@!k up that bull
Shed some heat
Dump some heat
Hit em w/Sub MOA shot
Snuck into 1000 and setup
Born and Raised
Live to hunt, hunt to live
Slipped in the back door
Troll bull
Troll buck
Troll doe
If it hops it drops
Flies it dies
I am a meateater.....
Bruh
Waxed him
Laced him
Dumped em
Spanked em
scratched em
Turn em up
Turn em out
Grind em out
Dig em up
Range em and eliminate em
Smoked em
Burned a couple ridges
Burned the tops
Burned the hill
Burned the trail
got burned
Where's my mtn ops
Core
COREAF



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So I’m taking a good buddy on his first archery elk hunt in a couple weeks. I wanna break him in right. I’ve forced him to watch all of Cam Hanes’ videos so he knows how to hammer. Got him on all the mountain ops products. Made him sell his house and pickup to buy all the ultralight stuff he needs.

But I’m missing cool catchphrase slang. I’ve been trying, but I’m struggling.


The best I can come up with every time I call him to make sure he’s up on his hammer training is “you ready to let the air out of a slammer bull bro?”

Seems kinda lame
It's the princadellity! I want to make sure it's authenticious! Where you been? You been? Gonna do some look'n! Look at the prongs on that one! I'm look'n for ol mossy nuts! He's a bull! He's runn'n them girls down by the highway! It's another slick! That's a human bugle'n back at ya! You're gett'n played by an old bazzdird!
 
I’m thinking of starting my own trend.

Using a euphemism for a euphemism to clean it up.

“That was couch store awesome!”

Couch store obviously replacing Sofa King, which is a replacement for the obvious.
 
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