beardown
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This California hunter moves to Montana and decides to go bear hunttin. Well he goes out to this spot he had scouted out and sure enough shoots this bear! Well along comes the warden and checks him out. The warden says nice bear do you have your license? The hunter looks confused and after finding out he didnt have a license the warden takes the bear and suspends the hunters rights for five years. Well five years go by and the hunter is anxious to get back out there and get another one, this time with a license. Sure enough he gets one and along comes the same warden. This time he pulls out his license right away and the warden says, thats good wheres your tag? Again another five year suspension! Well another five go by and the hunter gets his license and tag this time. But the stop to get everything makes him run awfully late to his favorite spot, but again he shoots another bear! Well along comes the warden and this time the hunter shows him everything and with a sigh of relief the warden congradulates the man. As they are looking at the bear the warden gets curious and ask the man how many times did you shoot it? Well,says the man I only shot him once! Now the warden is really confused so he asks , well if you only shot him once then how come he has a bullet hole in both front paws and one between the eyes? The hunter says, Well when I shined the spotlight in his face , he covered both his eyes!!!!
