Bush, Condi, who and coffee.

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President Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Dr. Rice: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

President Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

Dr. Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.

President Bush: That's what I want to know.

Dr. Rice: That's what I'm telling you.

President Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Dr. Rice: Yes.

President Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

Dr. Rice: Hu.

President Bush: The guy in China.

Dr. Rice: Hu.

President Bush: The new leader of China.

Dr. Rice: Hu.

President Bush: The main man in China!

Dr. Rice: Hu is leading China.

President Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Dr. Rice: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

President Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Dr. Rice: That's the man's name.

President Bush: That's who's name?

Dr. Rice: Yes.

President Bush: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.

President Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.

Dr. Rice: That's correct.

President Bush: Then who is in China?

Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.

President Bush: Yassir is in China?

Dr. Rice: No, sir.

President Bush: Then who is?

Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.

President Bush: Yassir?

Dr. Rice: No, sir.

President Bush: Looky here Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Dr. Rice: Kofi?

President Bush: No, thanks.

Dr. Rice: You want Kofi?

President Bush: No.

Dr. Rice: You don't want Kofi.

President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.

President Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Dr. Rice: Kofi?

President Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Dr. Rice: And call who?

President Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Dr. Rice: Hu is the guy in China.

President Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.

President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Dr. Rice: Kofi.

President Bush: All rightthen! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
 
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