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President Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Dr. Rice: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
President Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Dr. Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
President Bush: That's what I want to know.
Dr. Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
President Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Dr. Rice: Yes.
President Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The guy in China.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The new leader of China.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The main man in China!
Dr. Rice: Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Dr. Rice: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Dr. Rice: That's the man's name.
President Bush: That's who's name?
Dr. Rice: Yes.
President Bush: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Dr. Rice: That's correct.
President Bush: Then who is in China?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir is in China?
Dr. Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Then who is?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir?
Dr. Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Looky here Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Dr. Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: No, thanks.
Dr. Rice: You want Kofi?
President Bush: No.
Dr. Rice: You don't want Kofi.
President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Dr. Rice: And call who?
President Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Dr. Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
President Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Kofi.
President Bush: All rightthen! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Dr. Rice: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.
President Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Dr. Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
President Bush: That's what I want to know.
Dr. Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
President Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Dr. Rice: Yes.
President Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The guy in China.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The new leader of China.
Dr. Rice: Hu.
President Bush: The main man in China!
Dr. Rice: Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Dr. Rice: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
President Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Dr. Rice: That's the man's name.
President Bush: That's who's name?
Dr. Rice: Yes.
President Bush: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
Dr. Rice: That's correct.
President Bush: Then who is in China?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir is in China?
Dr. Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Then who is?
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Yassir?
Dr. Rice: No, sir.
President Bush: Looky here Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Dr. Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: No, thanks.
Dr. Rice: You want Kofi?
President Bush: No.
Dr. Rice: You don't want Kofi.
President Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Kofi?
President Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Dr. Rice: And call who?
President Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Dr. Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
President Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Dr. Rice: Yes, sir.
President Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Dr. Rice: Kofi.
President Bush: All rightthen! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.