Kraven
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> > So many apply.......how could you choose?
> > >>
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. /LIKE IT
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2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
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3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
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4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? /LIKE IT
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5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. /LIKE IT
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6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
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7. If That Phone Was Up Your ASS, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better.
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8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.
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12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me /LIKE
IT
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18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
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20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
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24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
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25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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26. Illiterate? Write For Help
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27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
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28. Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
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29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? /LIKE IT
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37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
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38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen upside down on a jeep]
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40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed
for 70 mph.
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41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba The Hut?
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43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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44. Ax Me About Ebonics
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45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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46. Boldly Going Nowhere
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47. Cat: The Other White Meat
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48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That /LIKE IT
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50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window /LIKE
IT
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52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
lost?
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53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
Bullets.
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54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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59. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
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60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. /LIKE IT
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61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. /LIKE IT
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64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer
> > So many apply.......how could you choose?
> > >>
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
6. Please Tell Your Pants It's Not Polite To Point.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
7. If That Phone Was Up Your ASS, Maybe You Could Drive A Little
Better.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
11. If At First You Don't Succeed, Blame Someone Else And Seek
Counseling.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
14. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me /LIKE
IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
19. I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
23. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
24. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
28. Cover Me. I'm Changing Lanes
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen upside down on a jeep]
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed
for 70 mph.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look
Like Jabba The Hut?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
43. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
44. Ax Me About Ebonics
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
47. Cat: The Other White Meat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
49. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
50. Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window /LIKE
IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is
lost?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With
Bullets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
55. Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
59. Some people are alive only because it is illegal to shoot them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. /LIKE IT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer
