Brown Bear

[Ovis]

Little more than two months out from peninsula brown bear hunt. Headed back into the same area I hunted in 2002. Assuming I take a nice bruin I've convinced myself to go with a shoulder-pedestal mount. Trying to decide what to do with what is left of the cape after the taxidermist is finished.

1) Upholster my truck seats
2) Toilet seat covers
3) Bear claw jewelry
4) Scarf & Hat
5) Flies

What else?

 

[Dinkshooter]

Obviously you left out briefs. Only a bad mofo can wear grizzly underpants.

 

[Buschy]

Dinkshooter,

That is what I am missing! I doubt there are many ladies, at least not in ND or MT, who could resist me in a pair of tight grizz briefs. That just screams manly man.

Ovis,

Do you have room for one more? I never had the drive to hunt grizzly bears before, but now..... This could cause a 180 in my ailing social life:hump:

 

[Buschy]

Dinkshooter,

After giving this further thought, would you mind if I spent a couple of evenings on your porch this summer in my new grizz briefs waiting for the hottie to show up? This may be what I need to tip the scales in my favor!!

 

[Dinkshooter]

I will have to say no and yes.

Yes, you can hang out on the deck.

No you cannot wear Grizz underpants while doing so, WAY to much of a unfair advantage. Women are defenseless against such items. We here at HT are into fair chase.

 

[Khunter]

This may be what I need to tip the scales in my favor!!

Buschy, You'll need a lot more counter weight than grizz hide to tip that particular scale in your favor based on the photo of that hottie I saw.

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

I will have to say no and yes.

Yes, you can hang out on the deck.

No you cannot wear Grizz underpants while doing so, WAY to much of a unfair advantage. Women are defenseless against such items. We here at HT are into fair chase.

I agree - no Grizz underpants - especially since you'd be acting like one of those Chimps while watching that trophy next door...

 

[1_pointer]

Good luck Ovis! I only hope this hunt can be as (in)famous as the last!

 

[Dinkshooter]

I thought about it and I think I would just keep the back 1/2 of the hide intact and hang it on the couch or head board or something.

 

[Wyodeerhunter]

G L Ovis! Can't wait for pictures. If you need someone to help out wyodeerhunter can take time off whenever

Shoot a big one!

I've always been partial to a brown bear bandana

 

[T Bone]

best of luck. Be sure to stuff a Partition up his nose again.

 

[Ovis]

Funny T-Bone, that wasn't me though....