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Bozeman Area Cougar Hunting: Best Watering Hole?

JoseCuervo

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Any suggestions on a a good area for Cougar hunting in the Bozeman area? May find myself up in that neck of the woods in the next few days.
 
Just step into any one of Montana's 40,000 casinos. You'll find them attached to gas stations, restaurants, daycares, pharmacies and many other businesses. Although the quality of the pelt may not be the greatest (40 years of cigarette smoke really damages the hide), the sheer quantity of quarry is overwhelming. Preferred baits include unbroken rolls of nickels, "Preferred Stock" cologne, half full ashtrays and a domestic libation...preferably a "light" variation. The best part about hunting through the Keno Forests is that any time of day can be productive.

BTW, do you own leather pants?
 
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You kill me! That is good stuff!! People are walking by my office wondering why I am laughing like an idiot.
 
Can you see Greenhorn and Jose tearing up the town..... If I can't see it, I'm sure you'llread about it ;)
 
I'm amazed that he is asking about cougar hunting, given his young girl fetish. Maybe he has had to face reality, or looked in a mirror and realized that the 20-somethings won't give him a second glance, despite his claims of great wealth and the second-hand BMWs.... ;)
 
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